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    #31
    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    By laughing at the rugby team?
    No. Pole vault.



    I wasn't there to see it, but I can think of only one way to get a black eye in the pole vault. Kid needs some serious neurological attention if you ask me.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #32
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      No. Pole vault.



      I wasn't there to see it, but I can think of only one way to get a black eye in the pole vault. Kid needs some serious neurological attention if you ask me.
      The poor sod... bet it hurt!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        #33
        When I went to school we probably did twice as much rugby as football.
        Only time anyone ended up getting injured enough to warrant calling an ambulance was when playing football.
        Coffee's for closers

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          #34
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Can't see Cameron and his chums agreeing to that - It would mean also banning the Eton wall game
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            #35
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            Hilarious - that reads like something out of Private Eye.

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              #36
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Can't see Cameron and his chums agreeing to that - It would mean also banning the Eton wall game
              Good game, good game, didn't he do well?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #37
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Oh please, what a pile of tulipe... English rugby is in a bad enough state as it is
                It was the bed wetting, namby pamby soft-as-tulipe Scots what said this, not the stout hearted, solid oak English types

                A mixed bag of results recently but not as bad as it could have been - England may be on the way up but we'll have to wait for the autumn to see if the trend has been set

                Tours
                Tree View
                Wednesday, 23 June 2010
                New Zealand Maori 35 - 28 ENGLAND
                Saturday, 19 June 2010
                AUSTRALIA 20 - 21 ENGLAND
                Tuesday, 15 June 2010
                Australian Barbarians 9 - 15 ENGLAND
                Saturday, 12 June 2010
                AUSTRALIA 27 - 17 ENGLAND
                Tuesday, 08 June 2010
                Australian Barbarians 28 - 28 ENGLAND
                FYI we had one serious injury during my time at school - a broken neck from a collapsed scrum that left the 15 year old in a wheelchair - he eventually topped himself aged 20 by pushing his wheelchair into a garden pond and drowning... heartbreaking but an isolated incident




                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                While they are at it, they should ban hockey sticks from hockey - how much damage can a hockey stick cause? .
                Fom personal experience 4 stitches to a open wound around the eyebrow - but no reason to ban hockey either


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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Troll View Post
                  It was the bed wetting, namby pamby soft-as-tulipe Scots what said this
                  Your paranoia has reached epidemic proportions now. Which is good. For it injects a humour into your posts that is otherwise distinctly lacking.

                  FYI, the only "solid oak" thing about you is your head.

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    I can see this actually. Ban rugby, increase the number of football academies. After all, footy is called "the beautiful game". Rugby is just dull.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      I can see this actually. Ban rugby, increase the number of football academies. After all, footy is called "the beautiful game". Rugby is just dull.
                      I can't see anyone biting.

                      Must do better.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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