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A good point well made....Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNot in fooking Jeddah it ain't!!

Although Numpty didn't ask what was the best drink I could get within 1/2 hour... the answer to that would be..... Lemon & Mint...... Guava Juice..... or about 1000 variations on Apple Juice.....
In fact I probably wouldn't turn down a pint of cold watery cider at this moment........Comment
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Pimms No.1 or Thatchers Gold.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Is that Pimms straight from the bottle..... or do you have half a garden in it plus a bowl of fruit?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostPimms No.1 or Thatchers Gold.Comment
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Now you are just gloating!! Next you'll be telling us that it is only 3-4 hours more before johnny towelhead climbs up the minaret and starts warbling towards Mecca..........Originally posted by Drewster View Postthe best drink I could get within 1/2 hour... the answer to that would be..... Lemon & Mint...... Guava Juice..... or about 1000 variations on Apple Juice.....
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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1 part Pimms to 3 lemonade, ice & strawberries.Originally posted by Drewster View PostIs that Pimms straight from the bottle..... or do you have half a garden in it plus a bowl of fruit?
Anything more is just showing off.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Fajr at 4:16am.... so 4 1/2 so thats not a bad guess!!!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNow you are just gloating!! Next you'll be telling us that it is only 3-4 hours more before johnny towelhead climbs up the minaret and starts warbling towards Mecca..........

(Jeddah being 2 hr ahead)Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by gingerjedi View Post1 part Pimms to 3 lemonade, ice & strawberries.
Anything more is justshowing off.an excuse for the pub to rip you off!Comment
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Did you have another biscuit with your fruit juice fatty?Originally posted by Drewster View PostCider with ice...... Isn't that one of those tacky marketing gimicks thought up to trap the sort of brainless "follow the herd" winkers who used to drink overpriced lager then moved on to overpriced Alcho-Pops.... and overpriced bottled lager with a slice of lime in the neck....
At least Newkie Brown isn't complete pish... close though...
Nice pint of..... Pedigree.. or TT's Landlord.... or Pride.... or Abbot... or well any decent Ale is OK by me really!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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'Kof!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDid you have another biscuit with your fruit juice fatty?
<Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm biscuit Mmmmmmmmmmmmm>
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