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Exactly. I sell Samurai swords. I'll do you a deal.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
FtfyOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostFor starters it taught Cojak never to do Bangalore University handovers!
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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<hands cojak a glass of the good stuff>+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Bloody favourites, eh?Originally posted by Zippy View Post<hands cojak a glass of the good stuff>
Cojak gets the good stuff and we get <chink>ing beer cans!
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Sheesh man! We've got 500 quids worth here (ta by the way). What would you like?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostBloody favourites, eh?
Cojak gets the good stuff and we get <chink>ing beer cans!
Edit: 300 quids worth+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I'll have another <chink>ing beer can please!Originally posted by Zippy View PostSheesh man! We've got 500 quids worth here (ta by the way). What would you like?
Edit: 300 quids worth
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Racist!Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI'll have another <chink>ing beer can please!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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<chink> off yourself. We have spirits btw ...Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI'll have another <chink>ing beer can please!+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I very rarely touch spirits.Originally posted by Zippy View Post<chink> off yourself. We have spirits btw ...
I like a good glass of Port now and again, got any?
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Port!!Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI very rarely touch spirits.
I like a good glass of Port now and again, got any?
I heard you were old. But Port!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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