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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    ... have a 5/10
    As the stripper said to your missus?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      As the stripper said to your missus?


      welcome back!
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I just clicked on it - but can safely say it's not me

        You lot are soooo obsessed with your cocks
        That isn't the scarey bit. It is the fact some people appear to be more obsessed with other peoples cocks that worries me
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #14
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          That isn't the scarey bit. It is the fact some people appear to be more obsessed with other peoples cocks that worries me
          Very good point
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #15
            There is some right pish being spouted on this forum today, every second post is about cocks.

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              #16
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              There is some right pish being spouted on this forum today, every second post is about cocks.
              Talk about leaving yourself open.......
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Talk about leaving yourself open.......
                he often does in some of the "plushest" public toilets Glasgow has to offer
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  he often does in some of the "plushest" public toilets Glasgow has to offer
                  BTW. You have completely the wrong avatar.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    BTW. You have completely the wrong avatar.
                    It should be

                    http://sharetv.org/images/small/sorry_uk-show.jpg
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      I bet BDDFL likes movies about Gladiators though !
                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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