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    #31
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    You're mum fended them off. She's a powerful lady
    My mum's dead. But thanks anyway.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      My mum's dead. But thanks anyway.
      Ah. Why all the yo mamma jokes then?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #33
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Ah. Why all the yo mamma jokes then?
        Dont worry about it.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #34
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Dont worry about it.
          I really wasn't, I just wondered why you crack all the yo mumma jokes, if you are sensitive about it.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #35
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

            WHAT! was that noise. Shhhhhhh.

            WHAT! was that squeak. Shhhhhhh!
            It could be a fox.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #36
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              It could be a fox.
              Digging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #37
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Digging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....
                Now that's an image to conjure with. I'm disliking prestedigitation now
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Now that's an image to conjure with. I'm disliking prestedigitation now
                  on Saturday nights can we impose a 3 syllable limit?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #39
                    defenestration
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      defenestration
                      bless you
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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