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I could make a joke about the Rwandan hospital but you're halfway there already.Originally posted by sasguru View Post...."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Wow an original thought by SASster......Originally posted by sasguru View Post....
Oh no.... my mistake!Comment
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If you're implying the use of ellipses indicates a lack of thought, that would explain why they're so prevalent in your posts.Originally posted by Drewster View PostWow an original thought by SASster......
Oh no.... my mistake!



HTH, but IDI.Hard Brexit now!
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Very good....Originally posted by sasguru View PostIf you're implying the use of ellipses indicates a lack of thought, that would explain why they're so prevalent in your posts.



HTH, but IDI.
attempt to divert from your repetition of the old "Repeat the thread title with a pun" ploy. I'll give you a couple of marks for effort there....
Doesn't get round the fact that you may as well just cut&paste most of the dross you post - from the last dross you posted.
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.... You now seem to be admitting to copying at least part of my posting style...... so thanks for that.
but then back into the "put in multiple
smilies" - in an effort to convince yourself that what you have posted is in some way funny...
then "HTH but IDI".... for gods sake just put it in your sig!Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostVery good....
attempt to divert from your repetition of the old "Repeat the thread title with a pun" ploy. I'll give you a couple of marks for effort there....
Doesn't get round the fact that you may as well just cut&paste most of the dross you post - from the last dross you posted.
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.... You now seem to be admitting to copying at least part of my posting style...... so thanks for that.
but then back into the "put in multiple
smilies" - in an effort to convince yourself that what you have posted is in some way funny...
then "HTH but IDI".... for gods sake just put it in your sig!
God could you be any duller? I did try to get to the end of that post but failed. Not that I suppose I'll have missed anything of much import.
Hard Brexit now!
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Back to "Dull"....Originally posted by sasguru View PostGod could you be any duller? I did try to get to the end of that post but failed. Not that I suppose I'll have missed anything of much import.
Oh and laughing at your own joke...
Oh and your old trick of ignoring (or pretending you didn't read) the points....
Keep going SAS....
No actually could you just do one thing for me either:
a) Post something that isn't just a "SAS Cliche"
or
b) STFU and don't post a reply
Either option would amaze me!Comment
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Nuff saidOriginally posted by Drewster View Postsleep inducing drivelHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostBack to "Dull"....
Oh and laughing at your own joke...
Oh and your old trick of ignoring (or pretending you didn't read) the points....
Keep going SAS....
No actually could you just do one thing for me either:
a) Post something that isn't just a "SAS Cliche"
or
b) STFU and don't post a reply
Either option would amaze me!
Guess what...... I am NOT amazed.... epic fail
but a step forward - no self gratification smilies....
Here you go try again:
a) Post something that isn't just a "SAS Cliche"
or
b) STFU and don't post a replyComment
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Well done SASOriginally posted by Drewster View PostHere you go try again:
a) Post something that isn't just a "SAS Cliche"
or
b) STFU and don't post a reply

1/2 an hour of restraint.... I really didn't think you had it in you!!Comment
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