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    Pun-tastic

    Made I laugh

    BBC News - No rain puts Eigg on toast watch
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    It's like a Sun headline, only with a bit of class.

    Long live the beeb.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      That's a cracking good headline. They've clearly got a rye sense of humour.

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        #4
        No heavy rain on Eigg since May?

        Sounds like a Rhum deal to me..............I Canna believe that Muck!!!
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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