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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostGewürztraminer.
That's the only German word that I know.
"Zwei grosse Bier, bitte." Pronounced: Tsvy grosser beer, bitter. It's all you really need.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostHere is a useful phrase, should you ever visit a German speaking country.
"Zwei grosse Bier, bitte." Pronounced: Tsvy grosser beer, bitter. It's all you really need.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI went to Oktoberfest for 8 days, that phrase was all we needed."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Ich habe kein lust, Deutsche zu spechen! Men om du vill, kan vi prata paa svenska och taenka om all blonde flickor!!Comment
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Well I'm the only English person here and no-one has said a word, yet. Mind you, I hardly ever speak to anyone and when I do quite often they think I'm not English, sometimes get mistaked for a North German and when they work out that I'm not in fact German then the first question is 'am I Irish' then 'am I American' then they realise I'm the old enemy and are very nice to me. See what happens on Thursday at the second project, probably get the pee-pee taken out of me something chronic“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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