has just scored a goal for Germany and everyone in the hotel room next to me has gone wild. The trouble is, is that if Germany win (not only do they play Ingerland) but every bugger will be driving his car arouns town blowing his hooter.
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Why don't you go and meet up with Scooter. The two of you could put on England shirts and wonder around the German streets singing Vindaloo and 'Hitler only had one ball!'Originally posted by darmstadt View Posthas just scored a goal for Germany and everyone in the hotel room next to me has gone wild. The trouble is, is that if Germany win (not only do they play Ingerland) but every bugger will be driving his car arouns town blowing his hooter.
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