England squeak through.............

[Drewster]

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[MaryPoppins]

Let me know what's happening will you? I've been "nominated" to stay behind while the rest of the programme have gone to the pub.

[mudskipper]

Let me know what's happening will you? I've been "nominated" to stay behind while the rest of the programme have gone to the pub.

There's men in red, and men in white. They're kicking a ball around. Not much else.

[Zippy]

One of the red chaps just scored

[mudskipper]

One of the red men kicked the ball into the net. Hubby jumped out the chair, shouted, and scared the cat, so I assume he was English.

[Mich the Tester]

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Look, I know England beat Aus at the weekend, but let's not get too excited about it. The Aus front row are tulipe and frankly it's no measure of a team's preparations for the World Cup.

[MaryPoppins]

One of the red men kicked the ball into the net. Hubby jumped out the chair, shouted, and scared the cat, so I assume he was English.

1-0 then. Was hoping they'd lose ideally - not cos I don't support the country, more cos I am so bored of football bore opposite me, gooning on all day, every day.

[doodab]

Hubby jumped out the chair, shouted, and scared the cat, so I assume he was English.

I would have thought you'd find that sort of thing out before you married him.

[MarillionFan]

1-0

Good game. Good game.

[Mich the Tester]

I would have thought you'd find that sort of thing out before you married him.

No, no, no man!

Men are sportsmen while they court, seeing as sporting endeavours build vim and vigour in a man; then when they marry and find they no longer need any vim and vigour they are reduced to being armchair ‘fans’.