Child attacked by fox

[sasguru]

I recently saw a large 6'7 bloke and a large rabbit digging up a coffin in my local graveyard. I was pretty shaken up I can tell you.
I watched for about five minutes before they carried it across the road and put it in the back of a van and drove off.
I managed to catch the writing on the side. Berk & Hare it said!

The sudden spluttering brought people poking their head round in concern.

[SueEllen]

I expect the local hunt crashing through your garden would cause a bit of a mess, but it's certainly time we started managing the fox population.

They manage the deer population next to me with guns.

So managing the fox population with traps then a gun to the head would work. However I presume lots of people's cats will get caught in the traps so they can't be used to harm the animal but just to keep it for 24 hours.

Though the animal rights people will be out about that as well.

[shaunbhoy]

The sudden spluttering brought people poking their head round in concern.

A feeling that soon subsided once they recognised who it was.