Which toaster should I buy?

[Fungus]

When my Chinese built £5.86 toaster dies, I use the flame cutting attatchment on my oxyacetylene welder.

You've never tasted such wonderful toast...

Expensive though, have to refill the bottles after every 5 slices...

Don't you alien lizards just breathe flames on the bread? Or has the pilot light of youth finally gone out.

[Fungus]

looks dodgy

Looks gay! Then again, he did score high ...

[MrsGoof]

According to WHich? Jan 06 it has to be a Swan ST1056 and only £25

HTH

[Fungus]

'Fraid so. I'm not as young as I used to be... the urge is there but the facility has departed... at least elderly Giant Alien Lizards aren't afflicted with the prostate problem...

I read that most men over a certain age (was it 70?) will have prostate cancer, though it might take many years for it to show itself. Stick to being a lizard.

[Jakes Daddy]

Can you have too much toast?

Is it just me, or does this look like a stupid university experiment - "Does toast always fall buttered side down ?" - according to the last photo, the answer is clearly Yes