Has he been mauled by a giant killer rabbit or a flying koi carp?
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I fawt you was edjumacated?Originally posted by sasguru View PostHas he been mauled by a giant killer rabbit or a flying koi carp?
Tautology - Koi means carp.... so Koi Carp = Carp Carp....
OK I know many of the proles say Koi Carp... but they 'int edjumacated and so-fisticated like wot we is
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That'll be the f**king day!Originally posted by gricerboy View PostTied up in the basement of the Nationwide pavilion. He lost....Comment
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Thought that's bring you out of the woodwork Churchy!Originally posted by Churchill View PostThat'll be the f**king day!Comment
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What's got up your hole recently?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWGAS?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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what kind of illiterate rambling is that?Originally posted by gricerboy View PostThought that's bring you out of the woodwork Churchy!The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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His puppet master types left handed - to disguise himself.......Originally posted by chef View Postwhat kind of illiterate rambling is that?Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostHis puppet master types left handed - to disguise himself.......
or his right hand is otherwise occupied...Comment
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