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    #41
    The young PA assistant girl who insists on leaning over my desk for a chat and displaying her wonderful cleavage.

    It's bad enough most days, but when the office is really warm like today and the plunging neckline, just well, plunges further, it's a little too much for an older gent like myself.
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #42
      Break wind noisily as often as you can, talk about football at every opportunity and call her 'Darlin' or 'Sweetheart' constantly.

      She'll ask for a relocation before the week's out.
      The vegetarian option.

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        #43
        Set her up on a blind date with gimpy.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #44
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          You live in the National/Nottingham/Newark Concert Hall!
          or
          a Naff Council House?

          You are a Girl! - Carol, Chloe...

          This is fun.... More clues please
          Ummm
          Not Carol (not old enough)
          Not Chloe (not young enough)
          nch think flying

          PS. Is anyone going to enlighten me as to NOB25
          Obviously I know what a nob is ... because I work with them every day....

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            #45
            Originally posted by cnch View Post
            Ummm
            Not Carol (not old enough)
            Not Chloe (not young enough)
            nch think flying

            PS. Is anyone going to enlighten me as to NOB25
            Obviously I know what a nob is ... because I work with them every day....
            Cathy?

            NCH = Near Cardiff Heliport?
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #46
              Originally posted by cnch View Post
              Ummm
              Not Carol (not old enough)
              Not Chloe (not young enough)
              nch think flying

              PS. Is anyone going to enlighten me as to NOB25
              Obviously I know what a nob is ... because I work with them every day....
              Candice......

              NOB25 = NeverbeennorthoftheM25 and various other tedious and whining sockies.....

              He never did fit in..... got banned..... came back..... got banned - repeat a few times.....
              every now and then he comes back......

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                #47
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Cathy?

                NCH = Near Cardiff Heliport?
                Someone tell me what NOB25 is... and then I will tell you whether or not you are correct regarding your guesses.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  Candice......

                  NOB25 = NeverbeennorthoftheM25 and various other tedious and whining sockies.....

                  He never did fit in..... got banned..... came back..... got banned - repeat a few times.....
                  every now and then he comes back......
                  Too old to be a porn star.

                  What is a sockie?

                  How do you fit in (no porn related replies please)?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by cnch View Post

                    What is a sockie?
                    A sockpuppet
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      How could anyone be ar$ed.

                      One of you did get my name correct..
                      Location.... Nope and it is north of the M25

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