How do you handle a Bassett Hound?

[Drewster]

chop up some red chilli's and let it lick your fingers just before going to bed..

NB: if the dog gets violently ill and thus gf spends the night calling out a 24hr vet and/or worrying then it's not my fault you followed advice from a stranger on the net

Nice one Chef!

BUT Wilmsy!! Wash your hands very well.....
Assuming the Dog doesn't need the vet...
a) If Totty is up for it - you will not be her main squeeze for long if your rub chilli oil onto <ahem> delicate bits..... (if she is this way inclined she may have made it clear by now eg Left peeled Ginger on the bedside table)
b) If Totty isn't up for it - you will really, really regret it if you opt for a Pot Noodle....

[cailin maith]

Having taken so long to get this far, starting again is not really an option for you...

WHS

Really Wilmslow - the dog was there before you... get used to it or do what Drew said and show him who is boss.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Have you tried liquorice allsorts?

[Drewster]

Have you tried liquorice allsorts?

What do you do? Pop the black bit out of the centre?

[Gibbon]

[QUOTE=Wilmslow;1154198]
Her other dog with stomach problems decides to wretch and let one off just as things settled down with the hound, which was a rather damp squid to the night.

QUOTE]

Damp Squib !! squids are always damp until you fry them.

[Sysman]

What do you do? Pop the black bit out of the centre?

Hint:

[DS23]

isn't there a mandatory timeframe before a girlfriend can be described as "the missus"?

[Drewster]

isn't there a mandatory timeframe before a girlfriend can be described as "the missus"?

Wilmsy has been waiting all his "life"* - Which given Wilmsys life must be long enough!!

*Even is Wilmsy is a Sockie he has "lived" for quite a while

[sasguru]

*Even is Wilmsy is a Sockie he has "lived" for quite a while

Wilmslow will live for ever in my mind

[shaunbhoy]

Wilmslow will live for ever in my mind

No doubt. There is no shortage of space.