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    Horse in a front garden

    I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.

    There is a horse chained in a front garden eating the very long grass opposite the office gates.

    A goat would be better.

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.

    There is a horse chained in a front garden eating the very long grass opposite the office gates.

    A goat would be better.
    Shouldn't you be marking out the cricket pitch? Back to work lad!
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Goats are best off in curries. After one has eaten your neighbour's veg patch, flowers and contents of their washing line, you'll be wishing you had got a horse instead.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Goats eat rhododenrons too.

        Though it must be said that they tend only to do it the once.
        Xenophon should have made that comment.
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
          I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.

          There are whores chained in a front garden smoking grass opposite the office gates.

          A goat would be better.
          ftfy
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
            I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.
            Does the bird with the Basset also live in a gypsy area in Bradford?
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sysman View Post
              Does the bird with the Basset also live in a gypsy area in Bradford?
              Don't know. Am working on it.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                Does the bird with the Basset also live in a gypsy area in Bradford?
                It seems unlikely. No self respecting gypsy would have a pure breed dog.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                  I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.

                  There is a horse chained in a front garden eating the very long grass opposite the office gates.

                  A goat would be better.
                  You want the horse to eat the goat? You're one sick puppy.

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                    #10
                    They're not gypsies if they have a garden. Gardens typically come attached to a house.

                    Are you sure it isn't the field next to the pub opposite the rubbish tip? Are you a Council worker, Wilmslow?

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