A little wisdom for you fellas

[TimberWolf]

Heard a very bad joke yesterday:

Person1: I took my obese dog to the vet for a check-up yesterday and the vet put him down
Person2: Oh, that's awful!
Person1: Yes, the vet's arms got tired

[MarillionFan]

FFS. This reputation thing is rubbish. I can only neg SY once????!!!!!

Right. I'm going to log back in as Sasguru.

[Zippy]

FFS. This reputation thing is rubbish. I can only neg SY once????!!!!!

Right. I'm going to log back in as Sasguru.

You have to spread the lurve first. Thanks for my little red dot btw.

[MarillionFan]

You have to spread the lurve first. Thanks for my little red dot btw.

I greened you!

Now if I attempt to do it, it says 'You have already brown nosed Zippy, please wash your face!'

[Zippy]

I greened you!

Now if I attempt to do it, it says 'You have already brown nosed Zippy, please wash your face!'

There goes the cred! And now more red dots for hijacking SY's thread. Probably

[MarillionFan]

There goes the cred! And now more red dots for hijacking SY's thread. Probably

Yeah. Good point. Don't want to spoil the meme.

Don't mess me with biatch! I'm well hard.

[mudskipper]

Fellas, while in an Indian restaurant with your wife and her friends, do not compliment another female you have not met before on how good she looks for her age IN FRONT of said wife.

Any other pearls of wisdom?

For her age?

As in: "You look great. For your age" ?
You might as well say "You look great. For a fat girl".

[norrahe]

For her age?

As in: "You look great. For your age" ?
You might as well say "You look great. For a fat girl".

WSS



Dear God man, have you no sense?

[doodab]

Fellas, while in an Indian restaurant with your wife and her friends, do not compliment another female you have not met before on how good she looks for her age IN FRONT of said wife.

Any other pearls of wisdom?

So, not only is the woman in question insulted by your amateurish attempt at a complement but your wife is upset that you tried to crack onto her mate, albeit with skills so rusty they make the hinges on my dads shed look like freshly mined gold.

Did you, perchance, also attempt to lick the chutney spoon seductively?

[Drewster]

For her age?

As in: "You look great. For your age" ?
You might as well say "You look great. For a fat girl".

Eeeeee Yee don't sweat much...... fer a fat lass!!!