I reckon it's the complexity of it all that makes the world a bad place. I mean, if yours dearly (i.e., me) cannot get her head round the movements of the US dollars, what chance the President of the United States of America?
adviser: "Mr Bush, the dollar is going down"
GWB: "is this bad?"
adviser: "well, yes"
GWB: "whose fault is it?"
adviser: "it's a bit complex but really it's the oil market"
GWB: "right, let's bomb it!!!"
adviser: "Osama, our people are complaining heaven is not what it used to be"
OBL: "what's wrong with it?"
adviser: "not enough virgins"
OBL: "how can that be?"
adviser: "well we need 76 virgins per holy warrior/martyr/true believer"
OBL: "yes I can see that's a lot. Whose fault is it?"
adviser: "there's less and less western virgins"
OBL: "right, let's bomb the f*ckers!"
adviser: "Mr Bush, the dollar is going down"
GWB: "is this bad?"
adviser: "well, yes"
GWB: "whose fault is it?"
adviser: "it's a bit complex but really it's the oil market"
GWB: "right, let's bomb it!!!"
adviser: "Osama, our people are complaining heaven is not what it used to be"
OBL: "what's wrong with it?"
adviser: "not enough virgins"
OBL: "how can that be?"
adviser: "well we need 76 virgins per holy warrior/martyr/true believer"
OBL: "yes I can see that's a lot. Whose fault is it?"
adviser: "there's less and less western virgins"
OBL: "right, let's bomb the f*ckers!"
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