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    Going Underground

    Some people might say my life is in a rut,
    But I’m quite happy with what I got
    People might say that I should strive for more,
    But I’m so happy I can’t see the point.
    Somethings happening here today
    A show of strength with your boy’s brigade and,
    I’m so happy and you’re so kind
    You want more money - of course I don’t mind
    To buy nuclear textbooks for atomic crimes

    And the public gets what the public wants
    But I want nothing this society’s got -
    I’m going underground, (going underground)
    Well the brass bands play and feet start to pound
    Going underground, (going underground)
    Well let the boys all sing and the boys all shout for tomorrow

    Some people might get some pleasure out of hate
    Me, I’ve enough already on my plate
    People might need some tension to relax
    [me? ] I’m too busy dodging between the flak

    What you see is what you get
    You’ve made your bed, you better lie in it
    You choose your leaders and place your trust
    As their lies wash you down and their promises rust
    You’ll see kidney machines replaced by rockets and guns

    And the public wants what the public gets
    But I don’t get what this society wants
    I’m going underground, (going underground)
    Well the brass bands play and feet start to pound
    Going underground, (going underground)
    [so] let the boys all sing and the boys all shout for tomorrow

    We talk and talk until my head explodes
    I turn on the news and my body froze
    The braying sheep on my tv screen
    Make this boy shout, make this boy scream!

    Going underground, I’m going underground!
    Why not?

    #2
    Morning all. I'd like to tell you about when I was a young boy. I must have been three or four months old at the time. I didn't really know what I wanted, and if I did, I wouldn't have been able to tell anybody, 'cos all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me highchair, thinking one day, looking at me tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round to see what I could have. I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head, trying to think, and then I looked in the corner and there's a little breadbin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. And then I looked in and I saw bread.

    I thought, oh yeah, I'll have toast,
    A little piece of toast.

    Well, then I started getting older,
    I hated this, I hated that,
    Expensive state was ludicrous
    And cafés couldn't cater for the finer things in life:
    The upper crust was not for me,
    I could tell that.
    So I'd go back home,
    Switch the kitchen light on,
    Put the grill on,
    Slip a slice under

    And have toast,
    A little piece of toast.

    'Cos there's so much to choose from.
    There's brown bread, white bread,
    All sorts of wholemeal bread;
    It comes in funny packages
    With writing on the side,
    But it doesn't matter which one you have
    'Cos when you cut the crusts off,
    Have it with marmalade
    Or butter, cheese, tomatoes, beans,
    Banana
    Or chocolate if you're strange,
    It doesn't really matter.

    Oh no, it all goes with toast,
    Just toast.

    I'm gonna think about it some...

    That's toast, mmm yeah,
    Just toast,
    That's toast,
    Just toast.

    Well I go down the supermarket
    With me basket in me hand,
    I'm walking from one counter to another
    Trying to find the bread stall,
    But I can't find it anywhere
    And then I bump into a mother
    With a baby in a basket
    And she says

    'Oh look, you've started him off again,
    I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet
    To get some bread to go home to make toast,
    Just toast,
    I like toast'
    Yeah, but I don't half like toast.

    OK, scrape that toast, boys.

    That's toast,
    Yeah, just toast.

    I can't think about it any more. I've got to go and have some, it's no good. Here listen, I'm getting a bit browned off standing here. Me too. Shall we go and have some toast? Good idea. Why not? OK. I've got the grill on. Got any brown bread? Yeah! Have you got wholemeal bread? Wheatmeal bread? All sorts of toast. Let's go...
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #3
      Tread On A Smurf Today
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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