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Best way to dispose of a corpse

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    #31
    Leave it in a cardboard coffin under some earth in a freshly dug paupers grave.

    They stick up to 20 bodies in the ones in Hackney so another one won't hurt.
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      #32
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      Won't the council take it away?
      What bin would it go in?
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        #33
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        What bin would it go in?
        Someone shoved a body in a Wheelie Bin last summer but got caught.

        Also there was a drunk man who climbed into one of those larger bins that shops like Sainsburys have and got crushed in the dust cart. His body got found on the dump.
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          #34
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Someone shoved a body in a Wheelie Bin last summer but got caught.

          Also there was a drunk man who climbed into one of those larger bins that shops like Sainsburys have and got crushed in the dust cart. His body got found on the dump.
          Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
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            #35
            Could this be considered as aiding and abetting?

            Hypothetically speaking, of course.
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              #36
              Watch some TV load of ideas.

              Dexter : Chop it up, bin liners and dump at sea.
              The Wire : Find abandoned house and cover liberally in lime.
              Casino? : Shallow grave in a corn field.
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                #37
                Just thought I'd mention that if you became a suspect the Police have Cadaver Dogs that can detect an area where a corpse has been laying. They are sufficient to secure conviction.
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by threaded View Post

                  Just thought I'd mention that if you became a suspect the Police have Cadaver Dogs that can detect an area where a corpse has been laying. They are sufficient to secure conviction.
                  They also have aerial reconnaissance equipment that can detect recent corpses, even if buried, based on slight temperature differences.

                  A lot of funds have gone into developing these for detecting mass graves in war zones such as Bosnia.

                  (Decomposition, and especially the presence of maggots, has a pronounced effect on temperature. )
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by threaded View Post
                    Just thought I'd mention that if you became a suspect the Police have Cadaver Dogs that can detect an area where a corpse has been laying. They are sufficient to secure conviction.
                    Would that be the same dog as in the McGann case?????
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #40
                      BBC News - Man held over Bradford prostitute murders

                      You been anywhere near the rivers in Bradford Minestrone?
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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