Best way to dispose of a corpse

[MarillionFan]

The purpose disposing of a body is obviously getting rid of the body but also to make sure you do not leave any evidence that you disposed of it.

Most of the ways described would leave traces of disposal, even acid which produces a slurry that will be enough to convict you if they can prove motive.

The best way is disposal at sea but it has to be done right, firstly you want to hire a sail boat, not anything else and make sure you get it by cash. The reason you get a sailboats that you can transport the corpse to the boat in sail bags and nobody will think anything. The body has to be fully wrapped in chicken wire or some other porous fencing allowing access for marine life to dispose of the flesh, it also means that the body or body parts will not float back and the body will not drift.

Now you have to dump it in an area where there will never be any diving and most certainly not any trawling. A skull was found recently in the Clyde and they proved it was someone who was abducted a year earlier. The best place to dump it is a ferry crossing zone and too shallow for trawling, that will be close to the terminal, the fencing will make sure the body stays and does not drift into shore. Do it at night is the best way. You should also smash the teeth and jaw up with a hammer, do that when the head is in the water.

Easy.

Now I have a few extra questions.

1) Do you recommend P&O over Seafrance for example
2) What type of sail boat are we talking keelboats, dinghies, catamarans ,trimarans?
3) Concerning chicken wire. Are we talking that cheap tulip from B&Q or do you recommend something a little heavier
4) What type of hammer do you recommend?

[MarillionFan]

By the way, has anyone seen suityou01 lately?

cough....phrrrr.....cough........

He'll turn up. Just taking a short break I heard.

cough......

[minestrone]

Given the detail of the responses, either people on this forum have been watching far too much CSI, or we are inhabited by a bunch load of psycopaths

I was a gamekeeper for a while, not a poacher.

Make of that what you will.

[AtW]

Implement IDisposable interface - do NOT use destructors.

HTH

[minestrone]

Now I have a few extra questions.

1) Do you recommend P&O over Seafrance for example
2) What type of sail boat are we talking keelboats, dinghies, catamarans ,trimarans?
3) Concerning chicken wire. Are we talking that cheap tulip from B&Q or do you recommend something a little heavier
4) What type of hammer do you recommend?

1) Calmac, I live in taggart country.
2) anything where a new sail bag the size of the boat would fit a body
3) standard would do, heavy enough to sink the body ( it is a tried and trusted measure and often used )
4) heavy, enough of a size to really mash up the teeth, make them not able to reconstruct the teeth, you really have to get in there and smash them.

[minestrone]

Also there was a murder in Edinburgh a couple of weeks ago, she was murdered in a basement of a building I used to work in (they believe).

They think she has been dumped in the west coast, on land. They are searching an area of something like 400 square miles.

Edit: and no it was not me, I cannot drive.

[MarillionFan]

Also there was a murder in Edinburgh a couple of weeks ago, she was murdered in a basement of a building I used to work in (they believe).

They think she has been dumped in the west coast, on land. They are searching an area of something like 400 square miles.

Edit: and no it was not me, I cannot drive.

Is it near a Loch?????

[minestrone]

Is it near a Loch?????

Ohh, tulip.

[swamp]

Either here or here.

[TimberWolf]

Won't the council take it away?