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[mudskipper]

I breastfed - so i just applied the vodka to myself - it seemed to work, least ways I never noticed if she was awake

That's fine Pogle - as long as you primed her while she was in the womb. Half a bottle a day during pregnancy should suffice - although you may want to increase this in the last trimester to be on the safe side.

[Pogle]

That's fine Pogle - as long as you primed her while she was in the womb. Half a bottle a day during pregnancy should suffice - although you may want to increase this in the last trimester to be on the safe side.

sound advice

[cojak]

Best to mix the vodka directly in the bottle with the formula. Try not to heat it though as it may explode.

This thread made me lol, my fellow commuters are looking at me strangely.

[norrahe]

That's fine Pogle - as long as you primed her while she was in the womb. Half a bottle a day during pregnancy should suffice - although you may want to increase this in the last trimester to be on the safe side.

And you should up your smoking quota to at least 50 a day during the first few months.

[MaryPoppins]

That's fine Pogle - as long as you primed her while she was in the womb. Half a bottle a day during pregnancy should suffice - although you may want to increase this in the last trimester to be on the safe side.

You sound knowledgeable, I take it you're a midwife

[mudskipper]

And you should up your smoking quota to at least 50 a day during the first few months.

Please don't take this advice - it could be extremely dangerous. Vodka is flammable.

[mudskipper]

You sound knowledgeable, I take it you're a midwife

Sounds like a plan B.

[Scrag Meister]

My 19 year old son has a problem sleeping at weekends it seems.

Does a few vodkas on one night or the other, and gets to bed at 3a.m.!

[mudskipper]

My 19 year old son has a problem sleeping at weekends it seems.

Does a few vodkas on one night or the other, and gets to bed at 3a.m.!

This could be related to the method of administration. Vodka with warm bedtime milk and a lullaby in a quiet room will assist your son with falling asleep. Vodka with Red Bull and techno in a noisy nightclub may be less effective.

[Moscow Mule]

Vodka with Red Bull and techno in a noisy nightclub may be less effective.

Seems to work fine on me. I am over 30 though...