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That's fine Pogle - as long as you primed her while she was in the womb. Half a bottle a day during pregnancy should suffice - although you may want to increase this in the last trimester to be on the safe side. -
sound adviceOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostThat's fine Pogle - as long as you primed her while she was in the womb. Half a bottle a day during pregnancy should suffice - although you may want to increase this in the last trimester to be on the safe side.
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This thread made me lol, my fellow commuters are looking at me strangely.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBest to mix the vodka directly in the bottle with the formula. Try not to heat it though as it may explode.
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And you should up your smoking quota to at least 50 a day during the first few months.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostThat's fine Pogle - as long as you primed her while she was in the womb. Half a bottle a day during pregnancy should suffice - although you may want to increase this in the last trimester to be on the safe side.Comment
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You sound knowledgeable, I take it you're a midwifeOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostThat's fine Pogle - as long as you primed her while she was in the womb. Half a bottle a day during pregnancy should suffice - although you may want to increase this in the last trimester to be on the safe side.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Please don't take this advice - it could be extremely dangerous. Vodka is flammable.Originally posted by norrahe View PostAnd you should up your smoking quota to at least 50 a day during the first few months.Comment
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Sounds like a plan B.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou sound knowledgeable, I take it you're a midwife
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My 19 year old son has a problem sleeping at weekends it seems.
Does a few vodkas on one night or the other, and gets to bed at 3a.m.!
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This could be related to the method of administration. Vodka with warm bedtime milk and a lullaby in a quiet room will assist your son with falling asleep. Vodka with Red Bull and techno in a noisy nightclub may be less effective.Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostMy 19 year old son has a problem sleeping at weekends it seems.
Does a few vodkas on one night or the other, and gets to bed at 3a.m.!

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Seems to work fine on me. I am over 30 though...Originally posted by k2p2 View PostVodka with Red Bull and techno in a noisy nightclub may be less effective."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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