Drama in central London

[Drewster]

Summat the matter with me then. I like 5'7'' slightly podgy round the middle, norks like zeppelins, with a cheeky smile and belting sense of humour. But then that's me.

Somehow I always thought you were taller!

[Sysman]

At least your wife knows you're not going to run off with someone hot.

Thee downside from her point of view is that he's got more choice.