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from two lurvely laydees?Originally posted by Gibbon View PostNo don't - seriously. You're on an hiding to nothing.
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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BustedOriginally posted by minestrone View PostI refuse to accept anyone is really this thick.
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For the love of God - did none of that stuff we just said sink in?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostRight, popcorn out of the cupboard 5times. Kettle on.
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Not really, no. I think you just found a chink in my armour where I would hate to "bore the norks" off anyone. Then when I bowed out "gracefully-ish" you all kept banging on about me.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostFor the love of God - did none of that stuff we just said sink in?
Conclusion, I'm not that boring, and you girls were just trying another angle where the boys had failed. A nice try.
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Oh how we laugh!Originally posted by suityou01 View Postfrom two lurvely laydees?
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I believe the last person who spelt 'lady' with two ee's in reference to me, is still hanging by his balls from my washing line.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Since your return from your latest flounce, you've done nothing but spam the forum with utter tulipe.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostRight, popcorn out of the cupboard 5times. Kettle on.
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Kindly fook off back to whatever hole you crawled out of.ǝןqqıʍComment
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In future can you say this with a Irish accent, but subsitute God with CockOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostFor the love of God - did none of that stuff we just said sink in?
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so you're the strong muscular type thenOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh how we laugh!
I believe the last person who spelt 'lady' with two ee's in reference to me, is still hanging by his balls from my washing line.
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Oh Christ... you are a complete imbecile...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNot really, no. I think you just found a chink in my armour where I would hate to "bore the norks" off anyone. Then when I bowed out "gracefully-ish" you all kept banging on about me.
Conclusion, I'm not that boring, and you girls were just trying another angle where the boys had failed. A nice try.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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