The official come back SASGuru thread

[Clippy]

Genuinely thought I had upped my game, and was having fun. I do not want to bore people, or drag the forum down.

I'm not having a dig, but what is this 'upped my game' tulip?

FFS, stop trying to emulate other people.

[minestrone]

Curchill this is your fault, you egged him on and now he is crying in the corner after half the board told him he is a loser.

[sasguru]

FFS, you're like one of those hammy actors who takes about half an hour to die.

What next?

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known..."

For some reason that made me laugh out loud.

[cailin maith]

Tayto!!!! Come back Tayto!!!!!!

you are so dead tomorrow!!!

[Churchill]

Curchill this is your fault, you egged him on and now he is crying in the corner after half the board told him he is a loser.

I know, f**kin' hilarious, init?

[Churchill]

For some reason that made me laugh out loud.

Original "wit and wisdom", you should try it someday...

[Gibbon]

That's the answer. OK thanks.

Honestly have no clue why I am the tedious one, and SASGuru and all the other participants get of scott free.
Sure, timeout. No problem.

Because you're playing at being a twat and it doesn't work. The members in your sig are twats and we can laugh at them being twats.

But theres nothing more twatish than some who isn't a twat trying to be a twat.

Now please go back to that nice slightly oversensitive boy you are, cos that was funny.

capesci

[Mich the Tester]

Because you're playing at being a twat and it doesn't work.
But theres nothing more twatish than some who isn't a twat trying to be a twat.

And you accuse ME of being philosophical.

[MaryPoppins]

ah jeysus - stop making us feel bad now - you just need to learn to quit while you are ahead.

wss!!

[Churchill]

Because you're playing at being a twat and it doesn't work. The members in your sig are twats and we can laugh at them being twats.

But theres nothing more twatish than some who isn't a twat trying to be a twat.

Now please go back to that nice slightly oversensitive boy you are, cos that was funny.

capesci

I see what you've done there. A bit of the old "Smoke & Mirrors"... Very sneaky...

Oi SY01!!! I found this for you!

So you wanna be a boxer
In the golden ring
Can you punch like a south-bound freight train
Tell me just one thing

Can you move in a whirl like a humming bird's wing
If you need to (ooh thats fast!)
Can you bob, can you weave can you fake and deceive when you need to?

Well, you might as well quit
If you haven't got it

So you wanna be a boxer
Can you pass the test?
I can tell you've got it in you
I've trained the best

When you work and you sweat
And you bet that you train to a buzz-saw (Zing!)
Then you near lose your mind
When you find that your boy has a glass jaw

So you might as well quit
If you haven't got it.

Put him in the ring, Joe
Look at what you found
We can use the fun, Joe
Pushing him around

Well show him the ropes
And destroy his hopes

Put him in the ring, Joe
Give the guy a chance
Let him feel the sting, Joe
We can make him dance

We'll pulp him to bits
Then he'll call it quits for sure, Joe

So you wanna be a boxer
Wanna be the champ
There's a golden boy inside you
Not a punched-out tramp

If you listen and you learn
There's an honour you can earn and defend here
When you do see the crown
You're a king not a clown
A contender

But you might as well quit
If you haven't got it

Put him in the ring, Joe
Something new to punch
Let me have a swing, Joe
Then we'll go to lunch

We'll make it quite swift
Then he'll get the drift

Put him in the ring, Joe
Chicken a la carte
Let me have a wing, Joe
Tearing him apart
That chicken will crow

oh let me have him Joe