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    #31
    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    If wit were tulip
    You'd be constipated
    You hopeless twit
    Eh? You are full of "it" but are unable to get it out?

    Are you saying that he is witty but slightly restricted in his ability to "deliver"????

    An odd way of speaking you have!

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      #32
      Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
      If wit were tulip
      You'd be constipated
      You hopeless twit
      Now how did this get past the filter?
      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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        #33
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Yep, I’ve toyed with the thought that if someone offered be a tulipload of money to go permie close to home I might, but realistically I don’t see that happening and I don’t even see myself falling for it; if I can’t earn my living out of IT I have other skills I can use as a freelancer and would rather do that.
        Are you a fluffer like MF then?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Eh? You are full of "it" but are unable to get it out?

          Are you saying that he is witty but slightly restricted in his ability to "deliver"????

          An odd way of speaking you have!
          Ok Mr Literal I'll refine it

          If wit was what you sh-a-t
          You'd be constipated
          You little hopeless little tw-a-t
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #35
            Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
            Ok Mr Literal I'll refine it

            If wit was what you shat
            You'd be constipated
            You little hopeless little twat
            Listen, you can have "twat" and "shat" but I think you over egged the puddin with the two "littles"...

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              #36
              Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
              Ok Mr Literal I'll refine it

              If wit was what you sh-a-t
              You'd be constipated
              You little hopeless little tw-a-t
              It's not my fault that you use strange analogies......

              If wit were Tulip... You couldn't manage a fart....

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                #37
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                It's not my fault that you use strange analogies......

                If wit were Tulip... You couldn't manage a fart....

                analogies above my IQ (<70)
                But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Listen, you can have "twat" and "shat" but I think you over egged the puddin with the two "littles"...
                  ah yes the second was was meant to be large
                  But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                    analogies above my IQ (<70)
                    You have an IQ below 70?
                    In that case I apologise.... you are punching well above your weight!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      You have an IQ below 70?
                      In that case I apologise.... you are punching well above your weight!
                      but not above yours lard arse
                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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