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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postyeah yeah, and you also start threads with "I have this friend who ....."
Put your todger in a flowery bap and let the spaniels in.
HTH
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFlowery?????
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Sod this welcome back bollocks - I want to know abiout the curry.
Edt: no pictures please.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostQuality contribution as always. Seriously, only post if you have something to say.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPot....kettle.....
point me to your last quality post.
Waits . . . .Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postsure sure,
point me to your last quality post.
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Up your arse, I'm off to bed.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'd probably direct you towards my reply to your other thread, if I thought you'd give me a decent comeback.
Up your arse, I'm off to bed.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostSod this welcome back bollocks - I want to know abiout the curry.
Edt: no pictures please.
Onion bhajee
Meat somasa x2
Lamb Phall
Tarka Dall
Keema naan (Edit Garlic cheese naan)Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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