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Well, the election was called on short notice and there hasn't been much publicity about it.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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326 is the magic number.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFor the gurning village idiots, how do you calculate the majority?
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Its the sitting PM actually. As I mentioned in another thread, the PM and Government doesnt resign when Parliament is disolved or when the election votes are counted.Originally posted by Clippy View PostInteresting - it's not the party with the most votes that forms govt in a hung vote scenario but the sitting govt.
Didn't know that.
The PM has to tender his resignation to the Queen first before anyone else can try and form a Government.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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That tries to form a government.Originally posted by Clippy View PostInteresting - it's not the party with the most votes that forms govt in a hung vote scenario but the sitting govt.
Didn't know that."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Behave yourself with such nonsense! Tutch.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWell, the election was called on short notice and there hasn't been much publicity about it.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Half the total number of MP's plus 1!Originally posted by suityou01 View Postthanks
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why?
I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Something to do with it being (650 / 2) + 1, perhaps?Originally posted by suityou01 View Postthanks
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why?
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from Gov. Schwarzenegger (Schwarzenegger) on Twitter
Just called @davidcameron to congratulate him on the victory. Even though results aren't in we know the Conservatives had a great day
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