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Music to play at my funeral
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That's one way to do it, but I'm going to have a traditional giant alien lizard burial i.e. skeletonised, artificially calcified and then sneakily inserted into a chalk cliff face. There will be a lot of egg on Earth paleontologist faces when that episode of Giant Alien Beadle's About airs.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostPiece of cake. The last Giant Alien Lizard cremation I attended, the coffin had to pass under some colossal dual-headed scalyback geezers each holding a small spaceship over their heads as the cortege shuffled slowly past on its way to the bubbling swamps.
Back on topic, I am having this. Hopefully with the same dodgy bloke in the crowd making a blatent bootleg video.Comment
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Pink Floyd popular choice it seems. Went to a funeral last year and they played Shine on Crazy Diamond.bloggoth
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I'd love Mozart's Requiem but it's a cost issue ...Originally posted by xoggoth View PostPink Floyd popular choice it seems. Went to a funeral last year and they played Shine on Crazy Diamond.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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