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There's no-one quite like Grandma.
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There's no-one quite like Grandma.
Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions." -
Jeeeezus!!
I mean if your grandma looked like Joan Collins or Joanna Lumley then I could at least see some sort of motive.
But that woman looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and caught her face on every branch on the way down!!
And what is she going to do for a face when Shrek wants his arse back?
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Strange. I'd suspect that at her age she must be like a wizard's sleeve downstairs.Originally posted by Durbs View PostWondered why my shares in K-Y® had gone up recently.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Mmm prolapse...Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostStrange. I'd suspect that at her age she must be like a wizard's sleeve downstairs.

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