A spot of bother

[suityou01]

I think SY01's in Luton so there is fair chance that will happen anyway.

Dunstable scum

HTH

[ctdctd]

Dunstable scum

HTH

Right, it's Saturday night so where did I put my petrol can and ciggy lighter?
Ah, there they are - off we go for a night out down the cheap seats.

Luton: You'll have a rioting good time

[suityou01]

Right, it's Saturday night so where did I put my petrol can and ciggy lighter?
Ah, there they are - off we go for a night out down the cheap seats.

Luton: You'll have a rioting good time

sort out a barby sometime, will PM the details, would be good to meet the local CUKers

[Paddy]

Unplug and remove the EMS

[Durbs]

I explored the possibility of sneakily removing a relay to disable the car, but the manual does not disclose what they are for. The lid of the fuse box has no helpful hints either.

So I tried removing a roadwheel.

Just pull the main lead to the distributer, takes a few seconds to put back right and its unlikely any car thief will be carrying a spare.

[milanbenes]

Just pull the main lead to the distributer, takes a few seconds to put back right and its unlikely any car thief will be carrying a spare.

ummm Durbs, it's a diesel.


SY01,

'So I tried removing a roadwheel. Even bouncing on the wheel brace I cannot budge the studs (19 stone), so I let a tyre down.
'


this must have been funny to watch for the neighbours, look the IT Guy cannot remove a wheel


ok, get a scaffold pole and put it on the end of the wheel brace to get more torque,

no better still,

sit down think again, easy tiger, slow down,

what about.....


1, jack the car up, jack up all four corners put them on bricks, that should slow down any potential thief, furthermore will not damage the tyres as letting them down may potentially damage


and now something really simply......


2, remove the battery



you can thank me later,

Milan.

[Durbs]

ummm Durbs, it's a diesel.

Doh, missed that little nugget.

[Churchill]

Ring the AA/RAC/VW.

Have your ignition system reset and the previous key removed from the acceptable key list stored in the ECU.

Then, sell the car.

Simples.

[suityou01]

ummm Durbs, it's a diesel.


SY01,

'So I tried removing a roadwheel. Even bouncing on the wheel brace I cannot budge the studs (19 stone), so I let a tyre down.
'


this must have been funny to watch for the neighbours, look the IT Guy cannot remove a wheel


ok, get a scaffold pole and put it on the end of the wheel brace to get more torque,

no better still,

sit down think again, easy tiger, slow down,

what about.....


1, jack the car up, jack up all four corners put them on bricks, that should slow down any potential thief, furthermore will not damage the tyres as letting them down may potentially damage


and now something really simply......


2, remove the battery



you can thank me later,

Milan.

Yeah, right, great idea. Then I have to pay out to get my radio code. Arse.

[DiscoStu]

Yeah, right, great idea. Then I have to pay out to get my radio code. Arse.

Oh dear, don't you know that either? This isn't going well...