Any trolls here?

[sasguru]

Now that Chico has retreated from the battle, vanquished by my intellectual might, I need another mental pigmy to educate. Any offers? DCJ? Knobjockey?
Dammit why does everyone else have to be so reasonable.

[Rebecca Loos]

what about me? Can I apply? What do I need? I have ever changing opinions and am very bad at my easy bottom-of-the-chain job and working in the City I am also under the illusion that I am a top dog (sorry Churchill) even though I am only a troll who got the job thanks to Daddy's connections! Surely I qualify! Please!

[sasguru]

Oh thanks Becs. Iwas beginning to think no one would apply. When can you start?
On second thoughts you're much too sensible. I really need a court jester/village idiot type like you know who.

PS Impressed with your property portfolio. Which countries do you own in?

[BoredBloke]

Its a shame that Benn0 character has gone also

[planetit]

I want to hear more about Rebecca's easy bottom.

[Rebecca Loos]

I can change, honest.

Let me express a few of my real opinions:

- let's legalise E
- I love Christianity, especially the songs and also you can drink wine in church - wicked!
- east london beats west london hands down - much better place to live
- im gud at txt languaj - w cud all rite lk dis & c what apens
- anything else? I don't know... what would make me a good troll?

[sasguru]

I can change, honest.

Let me express a few of my real opinions:

- let's legalise E
- I love Christianity, especially the songs and also you can drink wine in church - wicked!
- east london beats west london hands down - much better place to live
- im gud at txt languaj - w cud all rite lk dis & c what apens
- anything else? I don't know... what would make me a good troll?

No still far too reasonable as I agree with points 1 and 3. And don't really have a problem with 2 and 4 either, in spite of what you'd think.
You'd have to display some of these characteristics:

1) Extreme illogicality
2) Low IQ
3) Ignore awkward facts
4) Egotism
5) Hypocricy
6) Venalism

[PerlOfWisdom]

No still far too reasonable as I agree with points 1 and 3. And don't really have a problem with 2 and 4 either, in spite of what you'd think.
You'd have to display some of these characteristics:

1) Extreme illogicality
2) Low IQ
3) Ignore awkward facts
4) Egotism
5) Hypocricy
6) Venalism

I think he's from one of those debating societies where you have to argue for the opposite of what you actually believe. No-one who can turn on a computer could be stupid enough to believe all that rubbish.

[nobody here but us chicke]

trolls ?

Remember the farmers/chip shop owner/PT Cruiser drivers club? papamanu?

say no more.

[Phoenix]

Becky says she is only a troll who got the job thanks to Daddy's connections!

I claim to have slept with Becky to become a troll!!
At least I think she was called Becky!..............Or was it a troll I slept with.....