What would you do with £97 billion?

[shaunbhoy]

I think we should use the bulk of the money to build nuclear power stations, and a small percentage of it on dodgy dossiers proclaiming that we don't actually have any weapons any more. Nobody will believe we have scrapped them anyway, so we get the deterrent value for free. Easy!!

[DiscoStu]

I'd spend it on a hareem of ridiculously expensive hookers.

[TimberWolf]

I would give £1 billion to charity.

[MarillionFan]

I'd spend it on a hareem of ridiculously expensive hookers.

Or you could hire Sasgurus mum until the end of time!

[SizeZero]

I would find a struggling bank, see all the sad faces on bankers with empty pockets and suits from Burtons, and bail it out immediately.

It's only fair.