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    #91
    I like this
    Originally posted by A Nast Spokesman
    The airspace restriction is the worst in living memory
    Presumably then, it's safe to say it's the worst since the universe began.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #92
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      I like this

      Presumably then, it's safe to say it's the worst since the universe began.
      No, because you must then exclude the possibility of intelligent life on other planets.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #93
        It's still strange to see a totally blue sky unsullied by contrails from high altitude aircraft.
        Me, me, me...

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          #94
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Next Sunday? It might not be OK until next year.

          Some of those Icelandic volcanoes keep belching forth ash for months.
          You think nothing will fly into UK until NEXT YEAR!!!

          <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

          But I don't want to stay here that long.....

          <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

          My visa will run out.....

          <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

          And they'll lock me up.....

          <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

          With lots of <glances over shoulder><stage whisper> Smelly A-rabs

          <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

          Thanks a LOT Mr Hoot - you have really made my day!

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            #95
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            You think nothing will fly into UK until NEXT YEAR!!!

            <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

            But I don't want to stay here that long.....

            <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

            My visa will run out.....

            <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

            And they'll lock me up.....

            <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

            With lots of <glances over shoulder><stage whisper> Smelly A-rabs

            <run around screaming..... run around screaming>

            Thanks a LOT Mr Hoot - you have really made my day!
            You could try an overland trip down under, or take a freighter cruise.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #96
              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              You think nothing will fly into UK until NEXT YEAR!!!

              <run around screaming..... run around screaming>
              You and several hundred others involved in transport planning and contingency, I would imagine..
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #97
                You lot are really not helping you know!!

                To be honest - I am not worrying (yet).....

                but Mrs D and the Drewsterettes are a bit worried.......

                and self-evidently as I am out here I can't reassure them much!!

                So if I am more ratty/*rsy than usual for the next few days - cut me some slack!

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                  #98
                  Drewster, Get yourself a big box, preferably the one the photocopier came in.

                  Part fill it with dried foods and cans of pop. Write your address on the front. Take it to the mail room.

                  Get in it.

                  You should be home in 6 to 8 weeks.

                  Sorted.


                  HTH

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                    #99
                    I presume the ferries and the eurostar are still working?

                    This could be just what the world needs. Go volcano!
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      .......... Reasonable sounding plan..........
                      Cheers.... I'll start looking tomorrow......

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