Volcanic Ash

[minestrone]

Another thing I have been thinking about ( you do a lot of thinking when you commute for 4 hours a day ) was the reports about how the climate changed in North America after 9/11 when the planes were stood down for a couple of days.

Now obviously the dust could have an impact itself but I wonder if what they reported has been repeated.

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[Moscow Mule]

Oh fiddle sticks

Trying to get back to UK from New Zealand.

Can get to Hong Kong, but airline are not reimbursing anything.

Have rebooked flight on first available flight HK to UK - on the 4th MAY!!!!!!!!!

[gingerjedi]

Trying to get back to UK from New Zealand.

Can get to Hong Kong, but airline are not reimbursing anything.

Have rebooked flight on first available flight HK to UK - on the 4th MAY!!!!!!!!!

Whilst in HK fill your case with cheap micro SD cards.

I've worked out you can make an easy million with one trip if customs don't catch you, you'll have make a lot of sales on eBay though which will also arouse suspicion... and it could take a long time... there must be a way.

[Paddy]

Bird strike is more of an issue than dust damage statistically.

Yes, exactly. Some of the birds at BA went on strike and there were no drinks served during the flight.

[Gonzo]

Trying to get back to UK from New Zealand.

Can get to Hong Kong, but airline are not reimbursing anything.

Have rebooked flight on first available flight HK to UK - on the 4th MAY!!!!!!!!!

At least you will be back in time for the election.

[threaded]

OMG they've interviewed a chav family for the TV news about being stranded in Denmark.

Jeez, just sooooo embarrassed for the mother: she couldn't string a coherent sentence together. And the whole family were all so fat.

I'm definitely going to get teased about this at work on Monday.

[TimberWolf]

As air passengers were grounded for the second day in a row and Scotland was covered with a fine coating of instantly lethal dust, experts said that volcanoes were here to stay and would now have to be factored into all our daily decision making processes.

Dr Tom Logan, of the Institute for Studies, said: "Since seven o'clock this morning, Britain is now, essentially, a volcano based society.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-201004162650/

[Churchill]

OMG they've interviewed a chav family for the TV news about being stranded in Denmark.

Jeez, just sooooo embarrassed for the mother: she couldn't string a coherent sentence together. And the whole family were all so fat.

I'm definitely going to get teased about this at work on Monday.

Working with you mate they must be used to fat, chavtastic Englanders!

[NotAllThere]

OMG they've interviewed a chav family for the TV news about being stranded in Denmark.

Jeez, just sooooo embarrassed for the mother: she couldn't string a coherent sentence together. And the whole family were all so fat.

I'm definitely going to get teased about this at work on Monday.

Otoh, you must be glad that your parents are able to spend more time with you.

[bobhope]

Must be back up and flying by Friday surely? I have my first visit to the UK in six months this weekend.

Would go by car but the thought of driving through Belgium puts me off.