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Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View PostWhy?
If you can't find work after a year, you can hardly keep blaming 'market conditions'. Maybe you're just not good enough?
Still, you came back with the killer 'what a load of tulipe' so you win in the Oxford debating stakes.Comment
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Half way through. Had it crash twice and had to restart the modules.
The FSA money laundering one was brilliant. I now know how to commit fraud and hide drugs money and have managed to fail the 'Dealing with Customer Complaints' twice so far as I keep selecting 'Bedwetter' under every example of what I should say to the Customer.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View PostAnd how are you funding your golf fees???Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou sound very familiar. However, the person I'm thinking of, hadn't been north all that much. Ho hum.
Im pretty sure Ive been outside of the ring road that surrounds London .....what is it called again?Last edited by AngelOfTheNorth; 6 April 2010, 14:44.Comment
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Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View PostWhatever do you mean?
Im pretty sure Ive been outside of the ring road that surrounds London .....what is it called again?
As EO would say:
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYeah, thought so. Ta for the heads up.
As EO would say:
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Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View PostCmon youve got to give me points for originality
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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