My Mate...

[MaryPoppins]

I drink vintage wine. My guitar playing has taken me around the world, played on albums that you will definitley have in your collection. Shagged more celebs (female), than have appeared on Absolutely Fabulous - hint.

So I'm pished but not contrite.

I think all the above proves, is that you're probably not my type.

You credit me with more class than I actually have.

[Cliphead]

I think all the above proves, is that you're probably not my type.

You credit me with more class than I actually have.

I'll shag anything that moves

[shaunbhoy]

Mary,
I have a mate who is a dancing chimney sweep if that is any good?

[MaryPoppins]

I'm afraid that your dating stories are on a par with EO's military ones...

I must have more, too. Will PM you the one about the undertaker...

[cojak]

I must have more, too. Will PM you the one about the undertaker...

[MaryPoppins]

Mary,
I have a mate who is a dancing chimney sweep if that is any good?

Had him.

Jolly holiday that was an' all.

[Cliphead]

I think all the above proves, is that you're probably not my type.

You credit me with more class than I actually have.

Now you're checking the website, well done

[SueEllen]

Contrite not required!

Real man = less cosmetics than me, please. Not a vegetarian. Not a wine drinker. And, most importantly - not a guitar player*. Or an undertaker*.

*Bad experiences. Bad. <Shudder>

Actually one guy I'm good mates with is vegetarian.

His parents are great they got him a massive BBQ for his birthday that is called "Beef Eater" and he cooked as all meat.

I don't trust guys who can't drink pints if they drink alcohol. Strangely 90% the blokes I attract are teetotal even when I'm greatly p*ssed.

[MaryPoppins]

Now you're checking the website, well done

Eh? I was PM'ing Cojak and sniggering my head off, sorry Clipper.



I have had a look at it before though I think....

[MaryPoppins]

Actually one guy I'm good mates with is vegetarian.

His parents are great they got him a massive BBQ for his birthday that is called "Beef Eater" and he cooked as all meat.

I don't trust guys who can't drink pints if they drink alcohol. Strangely 90% the blokes I attract are teetotal even when I'm greatly p*ssed.

Teetotal? I don't actually drink much any more at all, but the idea of a teetotal man is a bit wrong. Hope you tell 'em where to get off.