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    #21
    So what horrors lay in women's work caches? Romantic stories and pictures of shoes?

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      #22
      A female friend worked at the IT dept of a very well known Co and told us once about a manager who'd been caught with a 'stash'. Fair enough we thought, probably happens a lot but she then blushed as she told us how word of this particular one had got around as his 'genre' of choice was ladies trumping . Yup, he had a stack of vids all of ladies parping for the camera.

      I hope for the blokes sake he was sacked as facing your colleagues after that would be a no-no.

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        #23
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        So what horrors lay in women's work caches? Romantic stories and pictures of shoes?
        Hoovers and Kittens..........allegedly.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #24
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          Hoovers and Kittens..........allegedly.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #25
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            QA Manager at one place I worked aeons ago got caught having his evil way with one of the cleaners over my mate's desk.

            QA Manager went on to greater things.

            Cleaner got sacked.
            I was enjoying 'table ender' with the cleaner in our place a few weeks ago, at 7:30 am.
            I was b@lls deep when a car backfired outside.

            I got such a fright that she not only got the saus, but she got the sack as well




            (\__/)
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            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              Evening EO
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #27
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I was enjoying 'table ender' with the cleaner in our place a few weeks ago, at 7:30 am.
                I was b@lls deep when a car backfired outside.

                I got such a fright that she not only got the saus, but she got the sack as well




                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  At a place I worked at we had rather high definition printers which were only to be used for certain tasks but were situated in a public area. One bloke used to print his pictures off but forget to pick them up one day, twat.
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    So what horrors lay in women's work caches? Romantic stories and pictures of shoes?
                    cuddly cavies

                    But porn ? at work ??
                    <shaking head smiley>

                    I knew a guy once with a legendary collection of mags in his desk drawer - what a tosser.
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      So what horrors lay in women's work caches? F1 gossip and pictures of shoes?
                      We are contradictory creatures..
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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