So what horrors lay in women's work caches? Romantic stories and pictures of shoes?
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A female friend worked at the IT dept of a very well known Co and told us once about a manager who'd been caught with a 'stash'. Fair enough we thought, probably happens a lot but she then blushed as she told us how word of this particular one had got around as his 'genre' of choice was ladies trumping. Yup, he had a stack of vids all of ladies parping for the camera.
I hope for the blokes sake he was sacked as facing your colleagues after that would be a no-no.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSo what horrors lay in women's work caches? Romantic stories and pictures of shoes?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHoovers and Kittens..........allegedly.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by zeitghostQA Manager at one place I worked aeons ago got caught having his evil way with one of the cleaners over my mate's desk.
QA Manager went on to greater things.
Cleaner got sacked.
I was b@lls deep when a car backfired outside.
I got such a fright that she not only got the saus, but she got the sack as well
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Evening EO+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI was enjoying 'table ender' with the cleaner in our place a few weeks ago, at 7:30 am.
I was b@lls deep when a car backfired outside.
I got such a fright that she not only got the saus, but she got the sack as well
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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At a place I worked at we had rather high definition printers which were only to be used for certain tasks but were situated in a public area. One bloke used to print his pictures off but forget to pick them up one day, twat.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSo what horrors lay in women's work caches? Romantic stories and pictures of shoes?
But porn ? at work ??
<shaking head smiley>
I knew a guy once with a legendary collection of mags in his desk drawer - what a tosser.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSo what horrors lay in women's work caches? F1 gossip and pictures of shoes?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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