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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
Originally posted by Pogle View PostTa - feeling a bit slushy todayComment
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Nice one Pogle+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostConcerning for us relatively new folks to suddenly find out the forum we have joined is a den of psychotic, drugged, and drunk cretins, who are looking to slice each other up.
One of the first articles I read hear was the Menelaus saga, then this.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostRoll up roll up, laydeez and gennelmen. We have your finest isolated mod left holding the baby. Form an orderly queue
You are Prickles and I claim my free bucket and spadeOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostHappy anniversary! Also coming up for 20 years soon. Yikes.
Onky joking..........she is the only one that could have put up with my "robust digestion" and the side effects thereof.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I enjoyed every minute last night, and believe it all.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Originally posted by Mr Crosby View PostI enjoyed every minute last night, and believe it all.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Everybody in da house say "Woah!"
Everybody in da house say "Hey! Hey!"
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostYou the only other person apart from Prickles or whatever his name is to use that one here.
You are Prickles and I claim my free bucket and spade
Prickles hearz, so Prickles iz here.
Chill, boardy man. De admin dood talks of da laydeez too. And ya don't diss da admin!
I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostPlease pm me. I've a business opportunity that will yield you a profit of 34.2%
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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