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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post

    We got together exactly 22 years ago today (yep April Fools ).
    And I still fancy the arse off 'im

    Well done and congratulations. Me and Mrs NAT are coming up to 20 years wedding anniversary. But we've been together since December '87. Still very much
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      Ta - feeling a bit slushy today
      Happy anniversary! Also coming up for 20 years soon. Yikes.

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        Nice one Pogle
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
          Concerning for us relatively new folks to suddenly find out the forum we have joined is a den of psychotic, drugged, and drunk cretins, who are looking to slice each other up.

          One of the first articles I read hear was the Menelaus saga, then this.




          here
          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Roll up roll up, laydeez and gennelmen. We have your finest isolated mod left holding the baby. Form an orderly queue
            You the only other person apart from Prickles or whatever his name is to use that one here.

            You are Prickles and I claim my free bucket and spade
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              Happy anniversary! Also coming up for 20 years soon. Yikes.
              Snap! Will have been with Mrs SB 20 years on May 26th and married over 19 of them! Would have been freed quicker had I been a Great Train Robber!


              Onky joking..........she is the only one that could have put up with my "robust digestion" and the side effects thereof.
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                I enjoyed every minute last night, and believe it all.

                See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                  Originally posted by Mr Crosby View Post
                  I enjoyed every minute last night, and believe it all.
                  Please pm me. I've a business opportunity that will yield you a profit of 34.2%
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    Everybody in da house say "Woah!"

                    Everybody in da house say "Hey! Hey!"

                    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                    You the only other person apart from Prickles or whatever his name is to use that one here.

                    You are Prickles and I claim my free bucket and spade

                    Prickles hearz, so Prickles iz here.

                    Chill, boardy man. De admin dood talks of da laydeez too. And ya don't diss da admin!
                    I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                    If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      Please pm me. I've a business opportunity that will yield you a profit of 34.2%
                      I've sent my sort code, account no etc. Are you Nigerian?

                      See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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