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The Official 'Post here if you're still posting on CUK' Thread
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I've been creating 'Official' threads since SKA was just a pipe dream.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi Xeno, do you have the relevant sign-off from AtW to create "Official" threads?
He's going to be mighty grumpy if not...
Oh, wait...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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<leo>
You’ve got a cute way of talkin'.
You got the better of me.
Just snap your fingers and I’m walking,
Like Churchill on your lead.
I’m in a spin you know,
Shakin' on a string you know.
You make me feel like flouncing.
(I’m gonna flounce the night away.)
You make me feel like flouncing.
(I’m gonna flounce the night away.)
You make feel like flouncing.
I feel like flouncin’ (wooo).
Flouncin’ (wooo).
Flounce the night away (yeah).
I feel like flouncin’ (wooo).
Flouncin’, ahhh-ah-ah-ah.
Quarter to four in the mornin',
I ain’t feeling tired, no, no, no, no, no.
Just hold me tight and leave on the light,
'Cause I don’t want to go home.
You put a spell on me.
I’m right where you want me to be.
You make me feel like flouncin’.
(I’m gonna flounce the night away.)
You make me feel like flouncin’.
(I’m gonna flounce the night away.)
You make feel like flouncin’.
I feel like flouncin’ (wooo).
Flouncin’ (wooo).
Flounce the night away (yeah).
I feel like flouncin’ (wooo).
Flouncin’ (wooo).
Flounce the night away (yeah).
I feel like flouncin’ (wooo).
Flouncin’ (wooo).
Flounce the night away (yeah).
I feel like flouncin’ (wooo).
Flouncin’ (wooo).
Ahhh-ah-ah-ah).
(Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo-doot.)
(Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo-doot.) Doo-oop.
(Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo-doot.)
(Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo-doot.) Ah-ha.
(Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo-doot.)
(Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo-doot.)
And if you'll let me stay,
We'll flounce our lives away.
You make me feel like flouncing.
(I wanna flounce my life away.)
You make me feel like flouncing.
(I’m wanna flounce my life away.)
You make me feel like flouncing.
(I wanna flounce my life away.)
I Feel.
[Fade.]
You make me feel like flouncing.
(I’m wanna flounce my life away.)
I Feel.
You make me feel like...
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Arguments are next door, this is abuseOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostIs this the right room for an argument?
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I always post here. I love the smell of urine in the morning!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Ola.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
CUK University Challenge Champions 2012
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