Racially aggravated assault!

[TheBigYinJames]

He works in IT. He was in a car and didn't have her email address. Walk over and ask her nicely. What planet are you on?!

And drunk, remember. With barely suppressed rage. And he probably needed a piss.

[DimPrawn]

This all sounds like MF trolling.

[MaryPoppins]

And drunk, remember. With barely suppressed rage. And he probably needed a piss.

Off topic, sorry, but I like your sig. I always shout that catchphrase at my sister when she's cooking.

And say "plade" instead of "plate".

[wurzel]

Not sure anything could push me to call someone something like that.

Neither would I but it's surprising how many people do when push comes to shove. ISTR even the lovely Janet Street Porter being accused of something similar not long ago.

[DimPrawn]

Neither would I but it's surprising how many people do when push comes to shove. ISTR even the lovely Janet Street Porter being accused of something similar not long ago.

And the lovely Cheryl Cole (nee Tweedy)

[TheBigYinJames]

Off topic, sorry, but I like your sig. I always shout that catchphrase at my sister when she's cooking.
And say "plade" instead of "plate".

It only really works when said by the grinning imbeciles who my mate has nicknamed "Zippy and George"

[MarillionFan]

And the lovely Cheryl Cole (nee Tweedy)

and she's not a racist because she married Ashley Cole.

I wonder what she called him when he got caught with his pants down!

[MaryPoppins]

Neither would I but it's surprising how many people do when push comes to shove. ISTR even the lovely Janet Street Porter being accused of something similar not long ago.

I have a bit of a temper on me, but I couldn't manage that level of abuse. I like to think mine is rather less base.

[MaryPoppins]

It only really works when said by the grinning imbeciles who my mate has nicknamed "Zippy and George"

Nice. Ha.

Is George the one who struggles not to swallow the cutlery with every huge greedy mouthful, then struggles more not to simply repeat his mate's critique?

[TheBigYinJames]

Nice. Ha.

Is George the one who struggles not to swallow the cutlery with every huge greedy mouthful, then struggles more not to simply repeat his mate's critique?

I've always assumed John Torode, the taller chef one was George.. sort of good natured but a bit dense.... Gregg Wallace is zippy, the mildly irritating bald one with the big mouth (sans zip unfortunately)