Pluto's moon 'has no atmosphere'

[The Master]

Oh yes, I am known as the Master. Universally. The definite article you might say.

Can your "son" read ancient high Gallifreyan?

Yes, there is a galactic internet but your primitive planet is not currently located near one of the wi-fi hotspots.

[stackpole]

Can your "son" read ancient high Gallifreyan?

I don't think so, but he has just started going to French club once a week. I'll have a word with his mum.

Yes, there is a galactic internet but your primitive planet is not currently located near one of the wi-fi hotspots.

Does Bill Gates know this? Oh, he's our Earth Leader by the way.

[The Master]

Does Bill Gates know this? Oh, he's our Earth Leader by the way.

Is that Wild Bill Gates, river-boat gambler and entrepreneur? Sorry, but I'm not too up on your Earth personalities, except as mindless slave drones of course.

[stackpole]

Is that Wild Bill Gates, river-boat gambler and entrepreneur? Sorry, but I'm not too up on your Earth personalities, except as mindless slave drones of course.

No, that must have been Bill Gates the first.

Our leader is Bill Gates the third. He invented windows, portholes and the internet, so without him we wouldn't be able to see anything from indoors.

His sworn enemy is The Oracle. Have you ever crossed swords with The Oracle?

[The Master]

Our leader is Bill Gates the third. He invented windows, portholes and the internet, so without him we wouldn't be able to see anything from indoors.

I may have heard of him. I believe it is rumoured that he posts on-line under the moniker of Threaded, and is the greatest genius your world has ever produced. At least, by the standards of your puny Earth brains that is.

[MrsGoof]

[The Master]

Indeed. He was once heard to remark that 640k was enough for anyone.

As an hourly rate, yes.

[Churchill]

Oooooohhhh......... Bill Gates............

Oh dear, anybody else notice the Apple Mac peeking seductively over Bill's right shoulder?

[stackpole]

Oh dear, anybody else notice the Apple Mac peeking seductively over Bill's right shoulder?

What is an "Apple Mac"?

[Joe Black]

Oh dear, anybody else notice the Apple Mac peeking seductively over Bill's right shoulder?

Eh, not surprising since the first versions of Word and Excel (part of MS's main income) were written for the Mac.

Young pups....