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[QUOTE=Fat Dave;1107362]It would be easier to have an exploding tampon, no need to hide the fuse wire either.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostTelegraph: Terrorists 'could use exploding breast implants to blow up jet'
How would they detonate them?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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[QUOTE=Paddy;1107459]A bit like those party poppers where you pull a string and streamers fly out?Originally posted by Fat Dave View Post
It would be easier to have an exploding tampon, no need to hide the fuse wire either.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Ermmm..... Fun with statistics time.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHmmmm. This is almost as scary as a kitten in a bad mood.
“Radical Islamist plastic surgeons”
Well, I’m prepared to accept that there might be a few radical islamist plastic plastic surgeons, but not very many.
Of the general population what percentage are Doctors?
Of convicted terrorists in the UK what percentage are Doctors?
So, it might not be very many, but as terrorists they are well over represented.
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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...and in prison.Originally posted by threaded View PostErmmm..... Fun with statistics time.
Of the general population what percentage are Doctors?
Of convicted terrorists in the UK what percentage are Doctors?
So, it might not be very many, but as terrorists they are well over represented.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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