Do you have something to say?

[The Master]

I'm still going to dominate the world though.

I am the Master and you will obey me.

[PerlOfWisdom]

I don't exist either.

I'm a figment of Xogg's deranged imagination.

As a solipsist, I don't think any of you exist. I'm only making this post to remind me to put the bin out next Thursday.

[Phoenix]

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Will

So how much are you paying for my efforts?
A small 4 page spread in Hallo is what I am thinking of!

[NoddY]

So how much are you paying for my efforts?
A small 4 page spread in Hallo is what I am thinking of!

Or Playgirl?

[Phoenix]

Or Playgirl?

They don't make staples big enough!!

[Dundeegeorge]

A solipsist!

As a solipsist, I don't think any of you exist. I'm only making this post to remind me to put the bin out next Thursday.

You dirty bastard!
How can you sleep at nights!

[Xerxes]

Sir! Yes Sir!

Oh, sorry, wrong thread...

I think the traditional response to the Master is "I must obey, I must obey, I must obey..."

[The Master]

I think the traditional response to the Master is "I must obey, I must obey, I must obey..."

Have we met before?