I'm being headhunted ...

[Mich the Tester]

Monsieur, ‘ere we ‘ave a gently sizzled ‘ambeurgeur’, accompanied by a slitheur of fromage, drizzled with sauce de tomate et moutarde and enclosed wizzin a delicate brochette de pain. Your beveurage is a fine vintage of fruits d’ete in a fine latheur of lait de vache, stirred gently by ze infested ‘ands of our Albanian sous-chef to your delectation. Bon appetit monsieur!

[Pondlife]

I reckon he'll be embarrasing himself by making car noises as he pushes his happy meal toy around the table.

[Drewster]

I reckon he'll be embarrasing himself by making car noises as he pushes his happy meal toy around the table.

POTD!!

[minestrone]

Could someone not have phoned up and asked to speak to the chap sitting across from the one in the double breasted suit and leather piano keyboard tie.

"Which one, they are both wearing that monsieur"

[shaunbhoy]

Thought he'd be back by now. Either he is doing the washing-up because his pimp has done a runner leaving him with the bill, or, more likely, after a couple of glasses of Pinot Grigio, he has had to be put in a taxi and sent home to sleep it off.

[sasguru]

I am back. Feelin rather replete. Unfdortunately I have a fooking meeting sson.

[Churchill]

I am back. Feelin rather replete. Unfdortunately I have a fooking meeting sson.

Don't talk bollocks, you haven't been anywhere, you've been sat in your bedsit with your hairy hands down your underpants viewing youporn.

[sasguru]

Don't talk bollocks, you haven't been anywhere, you've been sat in your bedsit with your hairy hands down your underpants viewing youporn.

Do I look like Atw?

[DimPrawn]

Don't talk bollocks, you haven't been anywhere, you've been sat in your bedsit with your hairy hands down your underpants viewing youporn.

[Churchill]

Do I look like Atw?

Yes.