Don’t you just hate it when someone just comes up to your desk unannounced – despite what you’re in the middle of doing and commandeer your computer to 'show you something'….
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People who walk up and take over your mouse + keyboard..
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People who walk up and take over your mouse + keyboard..
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk -
Just show them something instead - go over to their computer, and pull up some hard core porn.
Simples.If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL. -
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostAlmost as bad as project managers who sit on your desk while they are talking to you.
It's so I can check out the cleavage.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostAlmost as bad as project managers who sit on your desk while they are talking to you.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by The Wikir Man View PostJust show them something instead - go over to their computer, and pull up some hard core porn.
Simples.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostAlmost as bad as project managers who sit on your desk while they are talking to you.Comment
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Originally posted by BenchMaster View PostWhich is not half as bad as PMs who plonk their fat arse on your desk so that they can talk to the person sat next to you.
It's so she has to lean forward because otherwise I can't check out the cleavage under that jacket.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostDon’t you just hate it when someone just comes up to your desk unannounced – despite what you’re in the middle of doing and commandeer your computer to 'show you something'….
Did you have to call technical support out today to help you turn on your PC?
Bless.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostDon’t you just hate it when someone just comes up to your desk unannounced – despite what you’re in the middle of doing and commandeer your computer to 'show you something'….+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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