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I can almost hear him typing away

While furiously shovelling away pasta into his mouth and trying to control the aircraft.

I will get me coat.

[FiveTimes]

I can almost hear him inventing another story

FTFY

[Fat Dave]

So these women who marry con-men of the type that most of us old cynics would spot immediately - are they particularly gullible, or so desperate for a man in their life that they throw caution to the winds?

[Menelaus]

Now there. Feel free to read.

Never let the facts get in the way of a story.

[DiscoStu]

Now there. Feel free to read.

Never let the facts get in the way of a story.

Sadly your credibility as an honest and reliable source is somewhat lacking.

[Menelaus]

Sadly your credibility as an honest and reliable source is somewhat lacking.

I agree, and am happy to provide evidence for anyone who wants to see it.

[cailin maith]

I agree, and am happy to provide evidence for anyone who wants to see it.

The judge saw the evidence, he's clearly much more qualified than us and he gave you a custodial sentence. I'm sure if you'd really done nothing wrong, that would have been reflected in his decision.

[Menelaus]

The judge saw the evidence, he's clearly much more qualified than us and he gave you a custodial sentence. I'm sure if you'd really done nothing wrong, that would have been reflected in his decision.

The judge had about 30 minutes to peruse the information that he was presented with which did not contain all of the evidence.

[DiscoStu]

The judge had about 30 minutes to peruse the information that he was presented with which did not contain all of the evidence.

Let the spin begin

[Menelaus]

Let the spin begin

Let's get something a tiny bit straight here, shall we?

No-one else on this board was in court that day.