Government nursery rhymes

[TheFaQQer]

****** the economy,
Who ne'er did any harm

I'd like to remind you of CUK Rule Number 1:

1. No profanity or obscenities of any kind, even written back to front or disguised with asterisks etc.

[gingerjedi]

Half a pound of Arctic Ice
lots of hidden email
that's how fiddling data goes
pop goes the gulfstream
up and down the hockeystick
scarcely even legal
that's where all your taxes go
to gordon the weasel

[RichardCranium]

I'd like to remind you of CUK Rule Number 1:

Oh pilut.

[EternalOptimist]

Oh pilut.

heh hehe

[doodab]

You tax £££ being spent wisely indoctrinating your chidlren a pack of scare mongering lies with no scientific basis.

I'm not sure how this is massively different from the great flood we got taught about when I was a lad.....