Government nursery rhymes

[doodab]

You tax £££ being spent wisely indoctrinating your chidlren a pack of scare mongering lies with no scientific basis.

I'm not sure how this is massively different from the great flood we got taught about when I was a lad.....

[EternalOptimist]

Oh pilut.

heh hehe

[RichardCranium]

I'd like to remind you of CUK Rule Number 1:

Oh pilut.

[gingerjedi]

Half a pound of Arctic Ice
lots of hidden email
that's how fiddling data goes
pop goes the gulfstream
up and down the hockeystick
scarcely even legal
that's where all your taxes go
to gordon the weasel

[TheFaQQer]

****** the economy,
Who ne'er did any harm

I'd like to remind you of CUK Rule Number 1:

1. No profanity or obscenities of any kind, even written back to front or disguised with asterisks etc.

[RichardCranium]

I give in!

[shaunbhoy]

Half a pound of Arctic Ice
lots of hidden email
that's how fiddling data goes
pop goes the gulfstream
up and down the hockeystick
scarcely even legal
that's where all your taxes go
to gordon the weasel

[RichardCranium]

More importantly...

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

[RichardCranium]

Ding dong bell.
The Pound has gone to hell.
Who threw it down?
Eejit Gordon Brown.
What about the gold?
Bugger - it's been sold.
What a naughty boy was he
Fukced the economy,
Who ne'er did any harm
But killed Johnny Foreigner
In the illegal war!

[RichardCranium]

Gordo, Pordo
Con 'em and lie.
Fukced the pound and made us cry.

When postal votes came into play
Gordo Pordo got to stay.

[EternalOptimist]

Little miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
trading her carbon away
Down came a hockey chart
a graph and and a polar fart
and frightened Miss Muffet away

[shaunbhoy]

Hey diddle diddle
our stats are all fiddled
and carbon's polluting the moon
the little dog laughed to see our sums
and our data comes from Loony Tunes

[TimberWolf]

I've got one: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, then global warming killed everyone.

[DiscoStu]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/env...e-adverts.html




You tax £££ being spent wisely indoctrinating your chidlren a pack of scare mongering lies with no scientific basis.


Hickory Dickory Dock,
Another load of New Labour Cock.

Shirley you don't think Prudence Brown would lie to us?

[DimPrawn]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/env...e-adverts.html

The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) ruled that the adverts – which were based on the children's poems Jack and Jill and Rub-A-Dub-Dub – made exaggerated claims about the threat to Britain from global warming.

In definitely asserting that climate change would cause flooding and drought the adverts went beyond mainstream scientific consensus, the watchdog said.

It noted that predictions about the potential global impact of global warming made by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) "involved uncertainties" that the adverts failed to reflect.

The two posters created on behalf of the Department of Energy and Climate Change juxtaposed adapted extracts from the nursery rhymes with prose warnings about the dangers of global warning.

One began: “Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. There was none as extreme weather due to climate change had caused a drought.” Beneath was written: “Extreme weather conditions such as flooding, heat waves and storms will become more frequent and intense.”

The second advert read: "Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub — a necessary course of action due to flash flooding caused by climate change.” It was captioned: “Climate change is happening. Temperature and sea levels are rising. Extreme weather events such as storms, floods and heat waves will become more frequent and intense. If we carry on at this rate, life in 25 years could be very different.”

Upholding complaints from members of the public, the ASA said that in both instances the text accompanying the rhymes should have been couched in softer language.

The newspaper adverts were part of a controversial media campaign launched by the DECC last year which attracted a total of 939 complaints.

You tax £££ being spent wisely indoctrinating your chidlren a pack of scare mongering lies with no scientific basis.


Hickory Dickory Dock,
Another load of New Labour Cock.