Fastest Romance - Mills and Boon style

**Mich the Tester** · 15 March 2010, 16:52

Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

In light of the new puritanical reign I have decided to add a bit of decorum to the usual sleaze I purvey.

What's the fastest you've ever romanced a young lady or gentleman.

Mine was in a hotel of high repute upon Blackpool promenade. It was on the occasion of my brothers pre- wedding celebrations and I was on my way back to my room after using the communal rest room facilties when I spotted a young damsel in distress. Upon showing my concern for her, I enquired what had led to this state of affairs. She replied that her rotter of a boyfriend had just dumped her by text and was going out with one of her friends. Unable to leave a young woman in such a state I enquired whether she would like me to go into her room with her and offer some comfort. She replied that it was a most gracious and wonderful offer and proceeded to invite me in.

20 secs the little Jezebel

Tory party conference?

**EternalOptimist** · 15 March 2010, 16:55

<cough>
do you have her phone number ?

**Drewster** · 15 March 2010, 17:19

Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

20 secs the little Jezebel

Thats what I call premature.... and not something to brag about

**SuperZ** · 15 March 2010, 17:29

Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

InShe replied that it was a most gracious and wonderful offer and proceeded to invite me in.

I call that taking advantage of a poor girl in distress. Bad man

I'm too nice for the quick romance thing. I get the opportunities but tell them to form the orderly queue and wait for my next availability

**MaryPoppins** · 15 March 2010, 18:07

Originally posted by Drewster View Post

not something to brag about

WHS

**Lola** · 15 March 2010, 19:07

I had my eye on this guy while away on business in Blackpool. He was really slow to take the hint. I brushed passed him a few times but he was too shy to come on to me. As a last resort I made up some story that my boyfriend had dumped me by text, I even put on tears. He was a bit purvey and he insisted on taking me to my room (he was a skin flint and was sharing a room with four mates). He insisted on bringing his guitar but I did want to listen to it. Anyway back at my room he had a quickie, only 20 seconds. It was not worth the bother, all that fuss over a small thing.

**Mich the Tester** · 15 March 2010, 20:44

Originally posted by Lola View Post

I had my eye on this guy while away on business in Blackpool. He was really slow to take the hint. I brushed passed him a few times but he was too shy to come on to me. As a last resort I made up some story that my boyfriend had dumped me by text, I even put on tears. He was a bit purvey and he insisted on taking me to my room (he was a skin flint and was sharing a room with four mates). He insisted on bringing his guitar but I did want to listen to it. Anyway back at my room he had a quickie, only 20 seconds. It was not worth the bother, all that fuss over a small thing.

If this is a sockie it's a 100 times funnier than Wilmslow.

**tay** · 15 March 2010, 20:47

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

If this is a sockie it's a 100 times funnier than Wilmslow.

You know not what you do!

**Gibbon** · 16 March 2010, 07:22

Originally posted by Lola View Post

I had my eye on this guy while away on business in Blackpool. He was really slow to take the hint. I brushed passed him a few times but he was too shy to come on to me. As a last resort I made up some story that my boyfriend had dumped me by text, I even put on tears. He was a bit purvey and he insisted on taking me to my room (he was a skin flint and was sharing a room with four mates). He insisted on bringing his guitar but I did want to listen to it. Anyway back at my room he had a quickie, only 20 seconds. It was not worth the bother, all that fuss over a small thing.

Fancy that

Actually it was only 20 seconds cos I was drunk, normally 10

Fastest Romance - Mills and Boon style